aHhhh...Been some time

I haven blog for erm..ONE day?
ha, not sure, too lazy to count

Anyway, been busy rushin home to watch the Channel U 7pm show "Green Forest My Home"

i LOVE this show to bits, sobbed at every episode..THUMBS up..
Their unselfish love is so incredible, and unbelievable..AHHHHHH

Owen (Ou Wen) portrayed by Ruan Jing Tian

This is one hell of a hot guy
I a sucker for guys with great (cheeky, too!) smile, and oh my, PRETTY eyes
I practically drool every episode and cry for him..He love the lead actress very much and
was jus happy to see the girl happy with her prince
Ah..SWEET...definitely...

U ought to watch this show la, i swear..
no regrets, im hooked already..

alrite, will b goin to mysia tml! with my kakis

And OF mE! n maybe uncle chong..

WOMEN..

this joke crashed my emails. From Jem. Hello Jem, this is rejected! not funny!!! u r sooo SEXIST lar!!
BOO..This joke made women sound dumb..=(


A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting, the wife says, "Now don't be silly, dear. You know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiled demurely and says, "You should be thankful that your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit,, the man glowers at his wife and says throgh clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman. Can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat-belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat-belt on. You never wear your seat-belt when you are driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!"
The oficer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you like that, Ma'am?"

"Only when he's been drinking."

how can one person blog umpteen times in a day?
hello, that refers to me

Blog give me the avenue to flare, whine, confide in..i realised
Hello, wheres my best friend? groan
She ran away with her bf cum mr turtle le
urgh
*Angie calls out "LIpingggggggg~~~~~~~"

Hello, wheres my bf?
He's out with his cousin n probably busy with balls

Hello, wheres my kakis?
Oh, they r busy with their life

hello, wheres my buddies?
ok, they r still there for me despite me pang-seng them so many times

I suddenly feel that everyone's busy
and nobody is stoppin by to jus listen to me for a while
but THATS ok! =)
I have MANY imaginary friends

One of them..Her surname is Hello, Name is Kitty - Hello Kitty
The other..His name is The, Name is WALL - The Wall
im a lousy blogger
i write the lamest of the lamest
so why r u stil reading this?
*pulls hair*

" why am i upset " LIST

1. I need to be understood
2. I want my freakin license
3. I want my mum to stop nagging or even open her mouth..i need some peace, pls!
4. My Pimples
5. I want As
6. I want to do things the way i want
7. I dun wanna do what others says
8. And many other things..bleh -_-"

WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY

I got this joke from jem's email. Damn hilarous
I love jokes with dirty thots..kuakuakuakua..
Definitely lifted my mood (",)

WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY

Hi I'm Dave,
Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!",
and possibly have a present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.

My kids came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday!"
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock and
then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch.
But we didn't go where we normally would go.
We dined instead at a little place with a private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day...We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously replied
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake. Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...


On the couch...









Naked

Have u ever felt a sharp change in mood?
I just did
I was pretty happy in school and out
but im moody now
cuz my mum is hogging the bathroom
im dirty
and my sister wanna bath too..
Not that we only hav one toilet at home
but we simply dun lk bathing in the other toilet
I wish i live in a huge house with 4 toilets (For 1. Mum 2. Big sis 3. Small sis 4.ME)
im smelly or rather i feel smelly
i wanna bath! urg
dammit

Im feeling somewhat upset cuz the comfort driving centre refused to load
It simply hang there
yet i can stil happily surf all other sites like blogger n yahoo for example
so whats wrong with cdc webby?
Or is it me?
Is it all fated n in accordance to god that i cant take any earlier dates but will hav to resigned to fate and take the 14th Sept date?
But i dun wan to take it so many months later!
I dun want!
and i tried to do something abt it
but my driving instructor is of NO HELP AT ALL
the web refuses to load
ok, tell me, whats looking good in life at this point of time?
gawd
to add on, i hav a pimple-ly face
alrite, whats with the whines?
i know my menses gonna be over soon, most probably tml?
but hey, mood swings?
or is it really things not goin MY WAY!
why must i fail my TP?
why is my instructor so useless n unhelpful at all?
I wan my hands on the license NOW

I got a C for Advanced Accounting, which was supposedly my fav subject
sobx
ok, Whats wrong
Damn
I need to find myself
urg..

Have u ever search for something all ur life?
and when u got it
you realised that that wasnt impt..

Thers more to life
i should not get upset over earthly matters
BUT I CANT HELP ME
urgh
i figured that i need a more exciting n busy life
When im busy with work, im more intelligent
alrite, enuff of crap

A qUick entry befor i go for tuition..BOO
work = money
anyway, went tamp to idle jus nw with heng kai
he is constantly dragging n asking me to get out of shops..urg
nevertheless, i bought a SPAg top from MANGO..
MANGO is well, u noe, having sale lar..and is infested with WOMEN!
well, the clothes are not trash yet so if u wanna buy anyway, i suggest u GO NOW!!
in case it get grabbed up by our own species - WOMEN
and we took BUS there n back home
THE JOURNEY HOME TOOK ABT 45 MINS
uncle almost die in the bus, while i slept all the way (like duhs, damn tired ..)
i think he slept too..alrite he has something agn buses and taking cabs
Let's WALK home the next time round then? *fakes sweet smile*
Im so damn full, i think i gonna burst..
alrite, i said "quick entry"
BYE!
*waves*

What do u do when u failed ur TP n u badly wanna take it agn, like hello, next month or any sooner?
but ur instructor did not contact you AT ALL (ok, pro. he gave up on me...)
so i msged n asked " Hi, when's my next TP date?" (cuz he said previously on the exact day tt i failed tt he will go book it or smth)
then the reply was "Sept" (some date, i forgot, but that coincides with the 2nd day of my SIP..gawd)
and naturally, i replied "can earlier? i have school attachment.." (thinkin to myself, hello, i took TP on 23May then wait until sEPT, u got to b joking!..My fren failed on the same day as me book and gonna a aug day lo!)
and today is the 26thJUNE!! i haven drive for like more than ONE FUCKING month..this is not funny!!!!
Dammit..and the worse part is my PDL is expiring in aug! and hello! i have renewed my PDL for like FOUR freaking time cuz im freaking lazy..I can see my money flying away nw...
and his reply was " I will try" and he never get back to me agn...

So, i msged him after 1 week, "So how? can earlier?" (in actual fact, i wanted to scream oie u help me book liao bor!)
and his reply was uber SWEET ..."i will try..very hard"

faints...What kinda reply is that? what is so hard? JUst faster go help me book lar, since u seize my PDL..
Kaoz..U so slow, of course no more slots for me!
Dammit..

i think i should jus go n learn how to ride a bike la
So cheap n hassle free
groan

I gonna try my luck tml
Lets hope i get a diff ans this time round..
Im freakin sick of waiting la
I wanna DRIVE...gawd..

I have done my APEL Values Reflection =)
but...
its kinda crappy n i think my english sucks big time..hello, what happen to the "A" ? =(
Dammit..
but well, heck..I wont b needing it for future use..
Or mayb, i will keep it and read it agn when im old n haggard
That will sure give me SWEEt memories..=)

alrite, HAPPY SIXth MONTH, uncle chong
you made a lousy date, but a gd company..
you are a boring man, but a sensitive guy too
you are so lazy, but its ok cuz i like pigs
you are irritating but its ok cuz i like freaks
MOST importantly, u dun mind the current pimple-ly face of mine
soooo YA not TOO bad after all,
ALRITE! will keep u for anther month! =p

I want! i want England match to end at 1-0..
kuakuakuakua
*dances*
oh, btw, Owen cant play on world cup
urg
How can England win without that striker ?
*screams* OWEN is C.U.T.E*

im blogging from Cathy Cineplex!
haha..i like the HP keyboard..
kuakuakuakua
oh, The weather is so weird..It has jus rained but its stil damn humid lar!
groan
ok, tata
i gonna go PS to check out the movie slots cuz apparently over here,
they hav blocked the GV webby..urpss...gonna walk again! BOO

im going out, finally, I hope
that is if Uncle Chong can think of an interesting place to go
If not, im jus goin to stay at home n rot yet again..gawd..now that sounds exciting (urps..)
it ok, you noe
I dun mind stayin at home
cuz im infected with the pimpleS bug
so stayin at home prevents me feeling ashamed but gets me grumpy
so..why am i so grumpy this week!
you wanna noe why! cuz i need to go toilet like once every hour!
yes, BINGO..im having menses and its irritating the hell out of me..
god save me
but i rather have non stop menses then to have pimpleS
ok, that was loads of crap
I wanna cut n dye my hair
It so weed-like
and i can see the BLACK roots of my hair..damn obvious can
I wanna do a manicure to make my nails pretty
I wanna do some shoppin without feeling the pinch
I wanna watch Bride 18 but i dun hav the VCDs
I wanna watch the Green Forest, My Home, but i dun hav the VCDs
roars
I wanna hear jokes but liping is not here
I wanna scold someone but uncle chong is not here
I wanna bitch with someone but rach, gena, steve is not here
I wanna eat cereal prawns but mysia is not here
I wanna go for a swim n sun tan but Menses is here
I wanna play games like everyone do but it dosen interest me
BOO

alrite, thats an EMO- entry..urpss

jOke

Apologies cuz this is a racist jOke BUT i absolutely have nothing against any race.
So here it goes,

Theres this magic mirror..
who eats people up if they tell a lie..
so there this chinese guy looking in the mirror..
and said to the mirror: 'i think i m very handsome'
then the mirror look at him and said..'hmm ok not bad'
then let him go..then there is this indian guy..
look in the mirror and said:'i think im vv black'
then the mirror look at him and said:' hmm ok i let u go'
then there is this malay guy..
he look at the mirror and said:'i think..'
b4 he finish he was already eaten by the mirror

Why is this so?




The reason:
Malays cant think


very mean joke..=p

Got this Email from LIPING

Conclusion: One lifetime to try ALL things?



I like this so much..Damn CUTE

So in the end, we are not meetin up..SOBx
Im soSOso disappointed..
I wanna kill rachie NOW..screams..
Rachie, next time i will kidnap u so u can make it for our once in a blue moon rare meet up
gawd, i wanna cry
i was so excited la..grrrrr
Rachie, i gonna skin u alive n make baa bao!

.: change OF blogskin :.

YES i have changed my blogskin to facilitate better pictures viewing..
only to realised the mistake : i ALWAYS never rmb to resize my pic so apologies
for the previous entries with OVERsized pic.

Oh well, i will TRY to rmb to do so the next time..
i said "TRY', anyway..

hello, SAPM group members, erm..
Shall we start on our proj, pls ?

And leanne! i have changed da link of YOURS..now STOP changing! geez =p

All right. Having tagged by Amber [p/s: not feeling quite lazy tday..urps]
I have been tagged(one of the requirements..urps)

1. Do the following WITHOUT complains
2. Leave a tag on the person tagboard to say he/she have been tagged
3. Start your post with "I have been tagged!"

Favourites
Favourite colour: turquiose

Favourite food: cereal prawn(from mysia), Chawamushi, TomYum(clear), XXL chicken, Strawberry Red Tea, Coconut juice(Do they call it juice or water? urps..), White Choco, Strawberries, etc..the list goes on & on..

Favourite song: I hav no idea..evrything seems nice..urps

Favourite movie: EIGHT below..*claps*

Favourite sport: SHOPping

Favourite day of the week: Do we really hav to do this?

Favourite season: Summer

Favourite ice-cream: Strawberries

Currents

Current mood: HYPER *roars*

Current taste: HUH?! im drinkin root beer now..so im tasting GAS-y..


Current clothes: Tee n shorts

Current deskstop: i see many tibits on my desk

Current toenail: short

Current time: 1:25 pm

Current surroundings: Maggie n I

Current annoyances: WHAT time is UNCLE CHONG waking up!!! LAZY pig

Current thoughts: What to wear tonight? What bag to use? What shoes?

First

First best friends: LIPING *muacks*

First crush: my parther in Primary 1..He has BARBIEdolls' eyes

First movie: I think its Free Willy

First lie: What the..?

First music: What the..?

Lasts

Last cigarette: Don't smoke..2nd hand smoke was from Chua HuiMay

Last drink(alcohol): 500 hundred years ago..

Last car ride: Uncle Chong

Last crush: Uncle Chong

Last movie: X-men (I like the president's son -the angel)

Last phone call: Uncle Chong

Last CD played: Nobody plays CD anymor, dude..

Have you ever

Have you ever dated your best friend: YEA, all the time

Have you ever broken the law: Yar

Have you ever been arrested: nAh

Have you ever skinny-dipped: nAh, would LIKE to..urpss..

Have you ever been on tv: naH

Have you ever kissed someone you don't know: Yar

5 things you are wearing: Earrings, glasses, Tee, Shorts n undies

4 things you have done today: Changed blogskin, Eat Tibits, Changed pad, Drink root beer, Yawn-ed

3 things you can hear right now: TV, House phone ringing and Maggie's voice

1 thing you do when you are bored: DAY-dream

HELLO..I tagged erm..
1. LIPING
2. GENA (she's probably too lazy to do it anyway, ha, no wonder nobody tagged her..urpsss..)
3. STEVEN

u know what tickles me n make me happy all day long?

That is MEET UP with FRENS frens FRENS frens
whom i haven seen for like 500 hundred years

Today i met up with dear huimay n piggy ah poon
Had a quick but not too quick dinner at marina's SAKAE SUSHI



To celebrate...[make a guess!] ...celebrate my BELATED bday..
faints

we had ordered the chawamushi(urg! my favourite!) but it never came n we kept clicking for help! ATTENTIOn..but it took us like erm..10000clicks to get their damn attention..hello, sakae, i think u need to recruit more staffs lar!!!
In the end, stil dare to ask us wait for another 30mins for it when we have already WAITED more than 30mins!!! wth..hello, where's good service?

and so we had..

followed by an ad

anyway, thanks so much
Enjoyed the company very much! Hee..muacks

hav u ever experience a sense of happiness n excitement before it keeps u smiling?

I had..and thats what im feeling right now, this very second..im so excited for friday, its driving me nuts, i cant wait..old days, here it comes...geez

Soooooooo, im not gettin affected by this person who dosen bet on soccer for me, but did so willingly for other girls..and who said gamble is not good when he/she bets all the time..noPE! im jealous plain bored..

Menses drive me nuts walnuts or whichever nut that is biggest

Boring day

Monday Blues RED

As the above suggested, yes, im down with ah, the women's sickness
MENSES..urgh
not that i can do anything abt it but to whine
well..ive been tagged by Amber in her blog..bUT im simply to lazy to Tag back
Its freakin LONG! scares me!

anyway, some of my frens set up this to sell ah, things girls will LOVE!
i bought one of their earrings before!
Thumbs up..
Nice things coming ahead, as promised by the young business women..
Pls help support!!!
http://www.5vintro.cjb.net/
check it out..

Thailand [Bangkok] 14-18th June 2006

We were "transported" to Changi Airport early(er..very) thanks to driver, Fu-zai =p

Then we window shopped!!!!

and he pushes the trolley while i hop behind him, Ogling his firm butt..hee

how can future accountants like mEEE, alrite, like us miss this!! ha..screams boring..i didnt even touch it..Mr chong did, as usual..

nope, not our plane!

Mr chong sucked at taking pictures!!

view from the plane's window..SPOT us!

zi-lian while on board

We have reached!! yipEEEeeeeeee

then we proceed to meet the PARENTS (cold feet)

his friendly parents sent us to our hotel..hee..thank you, uncle n auntie!

on arrival

1st day..Yipeeee..here we go..shop n makan

Buffet breakfast at da hotel(its the same EVERYDAY!)

he will kill me if he sees this but i DUN care..mugakgakakakakaa

in the streets

we went to many malls..some were er..dirty, some were er..clean

so many malls with different names tt i cant bother remembering..I clutch my bag tightly for fear of thieves(hengkai's mum got "attacked" before in thai), staying clear of contact with the ppl(i dun wanna rub my arm across theirs, yuks..dirty), stare at the WONDERFUL traffic jams n the many wires hanging in the air..and yes, tailing behind uncle chong..

the evil policeman(corrupted) taking fines!

check out the hanging wires..

somewhat tires legs..oh did i mention the mum bought us to many malls then over here, she wen for a leg massage n we continue to shop..bleh

mini MTV

We headed back to his home in thai to wait for his dad to knock off form work for dinner together! he is totally excited abt goin home..u noe why! all BECOS he can use his laptop to check on soccer, bets, scores, msn, etc...BORING!

After dinner, we went to the roads again..and its TRAFFIC JAMS AGAIN! groan..and i needed to pee badly but still, we wen to see lights but i was too timid to say "hello! i wanna pee pls!" oh, while appreciating the lights n decor set up in celebration of the king's accession, i fell asleep in the car!! omg..and i was like seated next to the mum! screams..and hengkai said i snored lightly..wth!!! was too tired..geez..and gawd, i forgot to take pic of the dinner..damnn..i love to dine at SOng boon..they have nice fried rice, fish, prawns, veggie, n of cos , TOM yum! but sadly, i didnt get to taste the orginal of tom yum..the one that is clear..the one tt i love at thaiExpress..what a regret..hello uncle chong! u so bad, never bring me eat good food la!! make me hungry somemore! bish...

2nd day

i wanna have KFC lidat in singapore too!!

See how delighted this kid is!

WIPE OUT

takin a break n fooling around..hello! why so little pics of me!!! damn! hengkai, u never do ur job!!!

strong but HOT wind..blow blow blow

the thai King

the very BUSHy Siam Paragon..so greenie!

at night, journey to dinner with his parents..Raining cats n dogs while we r comfortably seated in his dad 's car..

shark's fin..evil but yummy..okie, i hear gena screamin about saving animals..oh man, how evil of us..We had one bowl each..slurp..i lick it clean..

Our reflection in the lift doors

who has the biggest eye on earth?

one thing i like abt their foodcourt is that they provide tissue! and the boxes r always filled!

aroma hotel lobby

Our Last dinner in thai..its near the river/sea..hengkai complained tt the sea water very dirty..kua kua kau kau

Thank You uncle n auntie for ALL the dinner treats..MUACKSssss

at the night market..

Thank You, my HOSTS!!!

i take a short nap while uncle chong prepares my hot bathe..hee

we went to the Famous temple in bangkok cuz uncle wanna pray..while i look on n take as many pictures as my finger can click..

after that, uncle wen to search for the sun tan lotion that amber wants but sorry, girl, we wouldnt find it..

the view from our hotel room..check out the polluted smoky air outside..chokes...

goodbye, arnoma hotel n we r off to lunch with parents then airport

after lunch..

at thai airport..we r goin home..

flight delayed cuz of the raining of cats n dogs again! groan

on board the plane home..

HOME SWEET HOME =)