I wish i can bring my pc to the toilet
so that I can watch my drama, while shitting
Damn the pasar malam malay food - inspired SPICY carrot cake
Mum tempted me with the spicy carrot cake she bought
Mum: "Wah, SPICY one wor"
Me: "ahhh, dun wan la"
Mum: "wah, so long never eat spicy liao"
Me: *trying my best to recall when's the last time i had spicy feast* - failed
Run with all my might to the dining table "I WANTTTTTTTTT"
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Monday, July 23, 2007
Nine words women use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement. Often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
So darn BLOODY TRUE!
all BFs out there, u should print this out and paste it by your bed side.
MEMORISE it and please us! =P
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement. Often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
So darn BLOODY TRUE!
all BFs out there, u should print this out and paste it by your bed side.
MEMORISE it and please us! =P
Friday, July 20, 2007
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Saturday, July 07, 2007
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Yesterday, i was really in a terrible mood
But im definitely feelin better now!
YEAH!
how can u not feel happy when
1. Eat durian from ytd night to 1.30am in the morning?
2. Had Kenny Rogers Corn muffins for breakfast?
3. Rced a present (my fav idol'd DVD!!!!) from my colleague
Im off to eat durian again! for dinner! for supper! for breakfast! for lunch!
But im definitely feelin better now!
YEAH!
how can u not feel happy when
1. Eat durian from ytd night to 1.30am in the morning?
2. Had Kenny Rogers Corn muffins for breakfast?
3. Rced a present (my fav idol'd DVD!!!!) from my colleague
Im off to eat durian again! for dinner! for supper! for breakfast! for lunch!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)