camera whoring - things we do during lecture breaks! click! click click! 

SAT

no more hubbin
no more swimming

so, whats left to do?

- i need some excitement but im too lazy to go out

suddenly i wished i haven join a club
i wished i was string attached free
i wished i dun hav to bother abt whats not done
i wished i dun hav to bother abt whats done

nobody! nobody..i realised..blogs abt school reopen
except dear ms gena whom i haven seen for ages!! omg..
she blogged abt how shiok her timetable is..faints..

FUCK..AC Camp 2006

i wished i was born intelligent

i wished i noe what to write

i wished i noe how to use all the shity programs like photoshop, fireworks n design a shit outta it

i wish i noe whats goin on n what next

i hate it when i email n email n NO ONE fucking reply!

or rather i get emails from critics but no suggestions!

i fuckin HATE it NOW!

@!$@%#^$&%^*%^*#%@$!

my boyfriend is a SMELLY boy

muhahahahahahahahaha

n he is freakkin unhumourous

cuz i said he copied me change elective

oh well, lets make him happy!

yes yes yes, uncle, i copied u!

i REALISED (opens mouth widely)

tml is school

YET.....

i have NO new bag to bring to school

i have NO idea what to wear

i have NO idea what ...blah blah blah

BUT....

i NOE im goona change my elective(screams in excitement!!whoooo)

i NOE im having breakfast with master at his fav. breakfast place - Burger King

hey hey hey!

i almost forgot to blog abt the movie ive caught with e master n his cousin at da NEW! new! new! cathy in town..

EIGHT BELOW

i give it 11 popcorns outta 10popcorns

its uber nice! nice! nice! i love the dog named maia(or so pronouned as "maya")

i bet sam will cry TWO pails n

gena will cry ONE pail

......if they catch it

i proudly pronounced myself as

the M.A.I.D who

opens the door when the master says so

washes the dishes that is in the sink

entertains the master when he is bored

entertains the master's cousin when he is around

tides up n makes the ever-messy bed of the master

hangs the master's clothes

throw away the empty cans of green tea found in the master room

waits up for the master

waits for the master's cousin

buys the master a new "couple" pencil box

slacks with the master n the cousin

bottom line: any better lobangs?

disclaimer: this is not a complaint

its supposed to b swimmin this mornin with the chicks
den i realised i have menses
wth
menses in a sat mornin
in a sat which im not workin
in a mornin which i wanna go swim n have a gd tan
knn
so i dint go...
siah

wen to eat beef noodles with uncle at this wulu wulu island
no idea wher it is
si be full
he is freakin snoring away nw while i blog at this very moment
alrite i go find some entertainment le

any idea how to cultivate a more LIVELY bf instead of a PIG?

happily clad in bikini with a tee over it

waitin for the bf to get out of dreamland n wakes up

lookin out in the sky, feelin so happy cuz the weather is happy too (reads: sunny)

(note: waiting was never her best traits, but she managed it with a smile tday)

THEN THE PLAN IS BUSTED

they are goin to watch movie instead

aahhh, nvm

im goin swimmin with my frens tml..nvm..nvm..nvm

she den HURRIED...go change again.................BLEAHx

im in CLASS T05

what about u U u?

i wanna drop btm! i hate btm..i hate btm..

i love AA..i love AA..i love AA

fuck, im damn fuckin bored

waiting for uncle chong at his room for him to come home from WORK

n i swear its pissing me TOTALLY

n i DUNNO WHY

i FUCKING hate to wait wait wait

and WASTE my precious time waiting doing nothin

n the best thing is im HUNGRY

but theres nothing in the kitchen but many cans of GREEN tea

BOO

i could be out NOW shoppin with FRIENDS~!

u !@$@#%#$^$%&%^*

faster come home~!!!!!!

something ive got in my inbox from ma bestie!

The Way Children See Things!

NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!

HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at ! the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

DEATH

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his Father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn ... and into the hole he gooooes."

SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!" BIBLE A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

im too early for work
BOO
supposed to start work at 1130
i thought at 1100
and i reached at 1045 thanks to the flying bus
bored bored bored

i missed poly but i dread goin to school
but i miss my poly frens
i miss grace for her non-stop bitching..
i miss sam chattin abt scooby
i miss gena bickering with steven
i miss steven yakking abt shopping trips together which never reli get relished
i miss rach for her constant drooling over someone
i miss leanne for all the nice things she does
i miss amber for all the juicy gossips
i miss jerm skipping classes with me
i miss gucci for his LAME carps
i miss my dear YEE SAN for her lamest jokes that kips me cracking

ahhhh....is timetable out??

i want to get a new camera
NOW..
aWwww, how to buy a camera when i get paid $7p/hour?
if a GOOD camera costs $800, i will hav to work
$800 / $7 = 115(rounded off) FREAKING hours

MAD
talk to customers, SMILE at stupid ppl for freaking 115 HOURS
i rather whine n DIE

after work on sat, we got into a HEATY arguement den
i received an egg with decorations done by only black pen n orange highlighter.
yes
thats for easter sunday..BOO
im the receiver
the giver was a 3year old kid (lets all assume)
ha, ok la, its proudly done by chong heng kai
and of all places
i hav found my blog HERE to mock at him! haha
welcome to "mock at heng kai" club
the worst part was he thought the egg will smell
so he SPRAYED his VERY own perfume on thaT EGG
ok, now i have an egg in my house that smells lk him
how heart-warming!
whahahhahahahaha
and he claimed that the gift was below $0.50
but i beg to differ
"ITS BELOW $0.30 CAN!!"
HA
he even recycled his GEL bottle n wrap it up with (u will think wrapping paper but no) A4 white printing paper
thats the BASKET for that "smell lk him" egg
goodness
heart-warming, yes yes yes..hey! i own his USED gel bottle wor!! whahaha..what an honour..
FULL marks for his creativity
i LOVE!
=p

-the person who can make u laugh r always the one who make u furious

TODAY
i waited for my most adorable /crazy baby sister to come home
so that we can set off to BEDOK swimming complex to swim n hopefully get a neat tan!
but it rained
its whose fault!!!
its chong heng kai
cuz he wished for rain jus now!!
BOO
why dun u change n wish for money for me? =x

oh eunice! RELAX wor!!!!

wo ai ni

im not exactly in the best of my moods

im crediting that to my P.M.S

though it dosen reli seem to be

oh whatever the case

i immersed in romance novels yet again

been so long since i last touched a Nora Roberts novel

and it has never fail me, not even this time

i read n cried

"Captivated" by Nora Roberts from none other than the TP school library

thanks to e book tt im slippin into good mood once again

it tells of a love story of a witch n an ordinary man

i wished i could b part of the novel

it was all but a very well-written fairy tale

where traces of unhappiness became eternal happiness in the end

signs-

im here blogging FROM HOME

to WAIt wait WAIT for CHONG HENGKAI to get out of his DREAMLAND..

Talk abt pigs..

we had fun while waiting ESTHER n KAIWEI to finish! hurry up la! my turn!!! 

wait wait wait 

gimme! GIMME! gimme 

sPOtted! haha...MR&MRS universe! yahooooo! u should check out i forget what level..its da gaming level of cineleisure! cool dress up for neoprint taking!! i LOVE love LOVE 

we saW esther n Kaiwei at cineleisure NEOPRINT/gaming LEVEL 

Something ive got in ma inbox

The Differences Between Men and Women

Relationships:
First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie was doing it on a semi-regular basis". When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life.
A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know there's always a chance for us". This is known as the "I Hate You/I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective.
Sex:
Women prefer 30 - 45 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 - 45 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.
Maturity:
Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults. Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work.
Comedy:
Let's say a small group of men and women are in a room, watching television, and an episode of "The Three Stooges" comes on. Immediately, the men will get very excited; they will laugh uproariously, and even try to imitate the actions of Curly, man's favorite stooge. The women will roll their eys and groan and wait it out.
Handwriting:
To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's". It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note.
Bathrooms:
A man has at most six items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
Magazines:
Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazine also feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.
Groceries:
A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lemon and something turning green. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter that the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.
Going out:
When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her other earring, finishes putting on her makeup...
Shoes:
When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, and then slip into Reebok sneakers. She wil carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under her desk. A man will wear one pair of shoes for the entire day.
Cats:
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
Mirrors:
Men are vain; they will check themselves out in the mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface--mirrors, spoons, store windows, toasters, Joe Garagiola's head.
Movies:
For women, their favorite movie scene is when Clark Gable kisses Vivien Leigh for the first time in "Gone With The Wind". For men, it's when Jimmy Cagney shoves a grapefruit in Mae Clark's face in "Public Enemy".
Jewelry:
Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring, and that's it. Any more than that, and he will look like a lounge singer named Vic.
Menopause:
When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of the changes varies with the individual. Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction--he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.
The Telephone:
Men see the telephone as a communications tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
Low Blows:
Let's say a man and a woman are watching a boxing match on television. One of the fighters is felled by a low blow. The woman says "Oh, gee, that must hurt." The man doubles over and actually feels pain.
Directions:
If a woman is out driving and she finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she will stop at a gas station and ask for directions. Men consider this to be a sign of weakness. Men will never stop and ask for directions. Men will drive in a circle for hours, all the while saying things like, "Looks like I've found a new way to get there", and, "I know I'm in the neighborhood. I recognize that White Hen store".
Admitting Mistakes:
Women will sometimes admit making a mistake. The last man who admitted that he was wrong was Gen. George Custer.
Richard Gere:
Offspring:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Dressing up:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
Cameras:
Men take photography very seriously. They'll shell out $4,000 for state-of-the-art equipment, and build darkrooms, and take photography classes. Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course, women always end up taking better pictures.
Locker Rooms:
In the locker room, men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker room--sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.
Laundry:
Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do the laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundromat. This is a myth.
Weddings:
When reminiscing about weddings, women talk about "the ceremony". Men talk about "the bachelor party".
Cheerleaders:
Female cheerleaders are cute, sexy, fresh, and all-American. Male cheerleaders are scary.
Toys:
Little girls love to play with toys. Then, when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession wih toys. As they older, their toys simply become more expensive and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TV's, car phones, complicated juicers and blenders, graphic equalizers, small robots that serve cocktails on command, video games, anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least six "D" batteries to operate.
Plants:
A woman asks a man to water her plants while she is on vacation. The man waters the plants. The woman comes home five days later, to an apartment full of dead plants. No one knows why this happens.
Nicknames:
With the exception of female body-builders, who call each other names like "Ultimate Pecs" and "Big Turk", women eschew the use of nicknames. If Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle get together for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle. But if Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bullet-Head, Godzilla, Peanut Brain and Useless.

the bday celebration for huimay "taught" me certain things

my opinion of sayin yes is apparently so DIFFERent from amantha, lucas n ah poon

ive no idea why we suddnely tok abt boy girl relationship/dating

i den casually say "why date a guy when u cant seem to c the future of u two being together?"

they all turned n looked at me SHOCKED

like i hav jus descended from mars

they seemed to tink that was a childish thot

n now im on their side, unknowingly

their point:

hoW would u noe if there is no future? u cant predict it! *tick* - i agree

u need to try being together to noe if u both can make it.. *tick* - i agree

the guy may seem useless, not up to ur expectations, but he may emerge as a future Brillant one fine man

*tick* - i agree

my (used to be) point:

why waste time on somethin that dosen promise a future? *tick/cross* - unsure

why put in feelings n then get hurt when u noe from the start that there isnt gonna b any outcome?

*tick* - i agree

whats ur pick?

-enlighten me

at da akashi restaurant..SCREAMS expensive..we didnt wen to the "To die for jap restaurant at far east cuz it was FULL house" sob >.< 

camera whoring while ah poon is busy chatting with her muffin boy 

stoning 

da bday ORANGE girl 

CHANEL...branded dog 

 

!@#$@$@%#^$&**...ah poon chats on 

 

e drInk dat make uncle go M.A.D 

last picture of da day 

haven been blogging like erm..*count fingers..3 days?
will picture blog ltr when i feel more energize to upload pics from dear old but no $ to change camera
met up with ah poon huimay lucas n amantha to celebrate huimay bday
lucas card is well, i think he MAX his card le
amantha has no card
so its me, with my Debit card
i swear one day i will stop bringin my card out
its makin me crazy
im almost addicted to hearin it swap when makin payment
slaps
angie screams "broke"
any lobangs to earn fast cash?
i need AND i want
oh well, at least i worked ytd
hello, jossie, guess what..i reli wen down to roadshow half the day!!!
screams
uber hot n hot!!!
the reason why they send mE! me! ME!
bcuz there were TOO many TEMP staffs wth too little counters with overwhelming customers in the shop
ok, u get the picture?
but well, roadshow was fine
occasionally theres a breeze
n uncle chong visited me with da uncle fu
and the serving time was 5mins per customer cuz its a ROADSHOW!!
NO QUESTIONS to answer them, no need wait for them to make up their mind
gawd
did i mention that i serve this china woman who is well, obviously
theres this skinny old sporean man la, who kip giving her money!!! a stack!! ok, not really a stack,
but many notes!!! of S$50!! infront of me
i feel so yuks..the woman is so fat, taller than him, ugly n has a daughter
n i partically screamed at her! which person in the right mind, with education would not KNOW whats a CABLE point !!!!! hello! lemme tell u..its this white tiny box on the wall with two thingy to screw in..it says "TV" n "FM"
i even drew out the picture!!!! wth...n so she say HOW u expect me to noe!
i said, why dun u go back to check?!!! den come back to me, no need to Q...if not, go for installation!!!! no cable point, den technician will install for u!!!! its a question with an ANSWER of whether which choice u want! jus say which alternative u WANT! not kip chanting" i dunoo hav cable point anot...."
my collegue gave me a side glance when i burst n raised my voice
hello! i DUN CARE..i hate CHEAP cHINA women !!!!

i so wanna shop n i miss my dear bestie!
hello!!! ur nail grow back le mah? =p
MANICURE ???

will b meetin up with huimay, ah poon, mayb eunice, lucas, amantha, etc
to celebrate the little brat, huimay bday! (grins)

we r eatin jap, as requested by the used to b anti-jap food huimay
ha, ah poon n i hav been good influence?
we love LOVE love jap food

if u love it too
u should b deen dinin at far east Level 5 near the lift
theres this mini small cosy home-y restaurant
serves yummy nice jappy food..to die for...

ytd dinner at BISHAN..we got bored of town, bugis, tampines, oh, whatever..he was so hungry that he have to eat 3 things at a time - french fries, mashed potato n burger.. -angie laughs her head off 

uncle! i wanna eat PEPPER lunch AGAIN!! NOW.. -angie screams 

yuummyyy 

there..the pics of ROCKAMANIA XII 

the malay stall held specially at da sport hall. Karine looks on n learnt a few things abt sellin curry puffs, nasi lemak..hee 

karine gets PUNK with the participants 

STANLEY, the chief judge..taught me a hell lot of things abt climbing 

spiderMEN n WOman 

climbers