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INTRODUCING STRESS RELIEVER foR da miD sem TESTS :


Stress Reliever #1Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at yourpicture and the problem disappears.Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Reliever # 2 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troublesand lighten your burden.Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries ortroubles.Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. ________________________________________________________________________Stress

Reliever # 3Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me togive up my seat to a lady.Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Reliever # 4Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
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Reliever # 5Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Reliever # 6A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".."My father grows beans," said one student."My father cooks beans," said another.Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans." ________________________________________________________________________Stress

Reliever # 7Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as amillionaire to?"Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before youmarried her?"Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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Reliever # 8Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
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Reliever # 9A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
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Stress Reliever # 10 Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you aresleeping with?Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!________________________________________________________________________Stress

Reliever # 11Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
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Reliever # 12A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty faceor my sexy body?He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense ofhumour.
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Reliever # 13Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Areyou having your meals three times a day as I have advised?Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.