guess who's that sexy babe in the background?

yes, it gonna be me, who else!

faints!

anyhow take my picture ah, LEON!!!

have u ever?

ever wished that someone will drop dead?

drop dead in front of u?

or just in anywhere?

just farking drop dead that very second...

amazingly, i have had

and it was someone family

its sinful, i know

when alcohol can bring u away, u turn to it, wont u?

i did...

yes, i meet LAURA every week!
yes, not just once
but mind you, at least TWICE a week
yes, we r obsessed with one another
no, we r NOT YET lesbians

the FRIDAY (yes, friday again!) that we went shoppin and bought NOTHING!

damn, laura saw this bag which she likes for $160+ and i saw a one-off japan imported vintage bag for $190+

=(

poor students, we are

"hey, my hair cover my eyes lei!"

"TAKE AGAIN, TAKE again!"

Waiting outside Topshop for Qian to finish her smoking!

Qian, stop, quit smoking!

Bad for skin ah!!!

wait n wait n wait



qian said cannot take pics of her smoking, un-glam
so never mind!
we started snapping ourselves!
HAHA



snap!

again!

again!

why does laura have to look so cute! damn, laura, im in love with u!

LOL

snap snap!

we never get tired

AHHHH, fat n oily face!

we then moved to toilet snapping cos our smoker queen wanna pee!

actually, i also wanna pee lar!

cam whore after pee-ing~

lesbians!

threesome!

okie! thats all!

I need to sleep!

tml gonna work!

f***

i cant imagine whats it lk without work!

will i become lk gena n slp at 5am in the morning everyday?

oh, my poor skin!

totally OUTDATED pictures!

Has dinner with my ex-colleagues, Evan and BABY! and soon to be ex-colleagues, LiQing

at the Changi Airport Club House!

weee! another good place to chill n eat~

this was the 2nd week of fri of Nov, know why i rmb? cos thats the night i hopped 3 clubs with BABY and laura -_-

Check out the clubhouse!

U wouldnt believe the prices of the food LAR!

Nice lighting, quiet, and good for gossips sharing!

LOL

Me and Evan!
Hope everything is going well for her!

LiQing and BABY

Me, Evan and LiQing

ME AND BABY!

MISS U LK WAT LAR!

MY DOPE!!!

I WANT TO C MY BABY EVERYDAY!

i hope things r well for ya too~

An attempt to be COACH models! or rather MANY attempts~

Take #1

AHHHH, my face!

Take #2

PERFECTTTT

I miss u guys lk shit.

The toilet trips, and all

damn, im starting this emo shit again!

but im glad our paths crossed

i hope we stays the way we are when we meet up!!

I rced this from my colleague! and burst out laughing!


Title: Young and pretty lady wishes to marry a rich guy.

Fantastic reply from a financial person


A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here.
I'm 25 this year.
I'm very pretty, have style and good taste.
I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high.
Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?
Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty





Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest.
Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours.
Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.
The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset.
It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation.
If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term ¨C same goes with the marriage that you wanted.
It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you.
I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.
And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me.

Signed, J.P. Morgan



SUPER FUNNY LAR!

Last sat at east coast - what's the name of the place ah! shit, suddenly forgotten abt the bloody name!!! ARGH.. we tried "so hard" to rmb the name! we always chill there in the past n when we said wanna go there, we jus need to say "east coast" and we noe its THERE..

hmmm, get the picture?

Laura cant decide she looks better in specs or not! while me and qian r always ready for the camera =)

Qian is so happy we met up!

This girl can really slp la..After a friday night tgt at Plush, she slept from 5am til 6pm the next day! we practically have to bomb her hp to wake her up to meet! -_-"

vast diff..

my arm n her arm

AHHHHHH, SAD!

too RED.. =p

Laura! im meeting u practically once every 2-3 days!

HHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gossips!

i know, ive been blogging incessantly
i cant help it cos i hav to act busy!

hk "re-located" at potong pasir today, so ALL (almost) relatives are here
-_-"

Please imagine me standing at different spots, smiling and acting friendly

oh my, im such a fake!
so i cant stand myself anymore n cropped up in his room n blog n blog n blog n blog n wait for ppl to chat with me on msn (only grace did !)

Aquarius ( jan21- feb21)

Compatible With:

Very Good: Taurus Libra Gemini Virgo Capricorn

Good: Aries Scorpio Leo Sagittarius Pisces Aquarius

Aquarius Man:
An Aquarium is a principled man and also idealistic.
His love affairs have intellectual and artistic bias.
He would be a considerate husband.
He is very inquisitive.
He achieves some sort of prestige in life.
His love life is glamorous. (really?)
He wants a wife who would be a friend and doesn't depend on him emotionally.
He marries late in life. (OH DEAR!!!!! OH DEAR!!!)
He is very honest in his relationship and possessive.
He makes a friendly father.

whereas ME:

Gemini ( may22- jun21)

Compatible With:

Very Good : Aries Scorpio Taurus Libra Leo Sagittarius

Good : Pisces Capricorn Aquarius Gemini Virgo

Gemini Woman:
A Gemini woman has multiple natures.
She is faithful, adroit, gracious, charming, and a romantic woman with intense passion.
She is very friendly.
She is very adjustive.
She loves outdoor games.
She would get bored by routines. (oh yes, please!)
She is honest, intellectual, restless, nervous with wavering minds. (reads: bored with routines!)
She is quick witted and can get into, and get out of any argument.
She is friendly with the children and makes a good mother.
She influences her children and thereby help in making them independent like her. (hai, im gg to get marred late, HELPSssss)

I think if im getting married late, i dun wanna have kids
cos i dun want my kids to end up like me..
sighs

parties

Last friday - Plush

This friday (ytd) - Double O --> Plush --> DragonFly

yesterday was an almost insane night
crashed 3 clubs in a row

Actually wanna head down to Plush but fren claimed tt Double O has an older crowd as compared to Plush (below 20s, i feel)

It was a mistake LAR

so many INDIANS n MALAYS (sorry but u guys walk blindfolded, izzit? bang here and there!)
the alcohol seems so dilute. o% alcohol lar, how to get in the move?
But but but the lychee martini kinda rocks..Imagine one whole jug of lychee martini by urself - bliss!

the usual, played 5-ten, 007, multiples of 7, 9, etc
i swear i suck at the multiples lar, major

drank so much and yet no feel, then finally
drank some tecquila shots and was in the mood already, guess wat
kana RAIDED -_-"
faints!!!!!!!

and the guy who is in charge of bags asked us for our no.!!! -_-"
i wan OLD and FINANCIALLY STABLE (reads: rich) men, not di di cum baggie boy..please!!!!

so so so, we club hopped to PLUSH (currently my all time fav, fri is R&B whole night! and u noe, they got quotas for Malays and Indians - YIPPEEE)
and i feel that the drink ther aint so dilute (oh, well, double O's is CHEAP so u get wat u pay)
and the bartender is cute! =p but looks very young!!!! sighs

chiong til it closes at 5am
then was raining cats and dogs

and they suggested DragonFly (my fault, cos it was me who was curious and at the same tym, excited by the rumours that DragonFly have many many OLD men!)
I wont go there ever again!!!!
wau lao, ma chaim stepped into some CHINA concert
faint
U walked in, feeling excited and u SAW
a bunch of young girls raising their hands up singing along,
another bunch of old uncles arm in arm singing..
cant stand it lei...
CHINNNNAAAAAaaaa...!!!!
and we were gone in half an hour (yes, it took that long, cos the exit is all the way behind the concert hall, behind the tiger beer thingy)

and i reach home at (imagine some sound effect~) 6plus am
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
the last time i wen out till so "early" was eh, 18years old? ahahahahhahhahahahahhaahha

wau lao, if only can stay young for my whole life hor..
=p

Thanks to the ppl whom we hang out tgt last night
There was never a second of no fun! =) =) =) =) =) =)

plastic surgery=woffles wu?

or martin? the guy who did xiaxue's nose job?

when i thought u will love me for who i am,
u commented that im fat

when i got pissed off,
u said it was a joke

a joke which i didnt manage a laugh, not even a fake laugh

its not funny

and to me, if u can said it out, it means that u have thought abt it

and the fact that u thought about it pisses me off

Others can joke abt it, like Sue who is forever claiming that im fat
but i expect more from my bf

and u as my bf, that coming out from your mouth affects me greatly

u wont understand
u never will
what i went thru in the past, u wont noe, neither will u understand
i worked so hard to stick together pieces of my self esteem

and yet, u just tore it up with your 'joke'

i cant bring myself to listen and then throw it out of the window

I received this email from my ex-colleague
Red fonts were by Me me ME

This is a very good article.

Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about heart attacks.

The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water,

maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.

It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal.

However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. (WAT!!! FATS!!!)

It will slow down the digestion. (hurry glurps down one bottle of water)

Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. (2nd bottle..3rd bottle....refill water...drink drink)

It will line the intestine .

Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. (4th bottle..at a slower speed..)

It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.

You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.

Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.

60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.

Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware.

The more we know, the better chance we could survive.

(After reading the whole of above, i was so bloated from WATER!) -.-"

I know i have to wake up early tml..BUT I CANT GET TO SLEEP!! argh

I miss Winnie (girl in yellow)! miss talking and yakking non stop abt shopping and eligible men!

I miss Evan (girl in black), miss toilet trips, gossiping, going to the pantry to gossip even more..
My Baby who is leaving next week, will miss gossiping, toilet trips, pigging on snacks n ice cream, scolding *unglam* stuffs, teasing, sharing heart to heart talks, and the list probably goes on..

I worked, not with the intention of finding colleagues I cant bear to leave

I worked, with the intention of learning as much as possible

Little did i realise, it upsets me so much to know u r all leaving, one by one..

Who will be the next, i wonder??

Though it may be for your own good, but i still feel upset..

I will not discourage u to leave since u think its for the better

I will not do anything, but bid u farewell, and may we still stay as close as ever..

The ppl i met at DFS are so precious to my heart

I can only thank God for letting our paths crossed.

May we cross paths again~ =)

super outdated photos!

Sammie's Bday celebration @ Waraku Pasta =)






me, sammie the bday girl, gena


lil gena hiding behind, i wonder y she is smiling so happily!!?


James and Sah, my lecture aka gossips aka MRT companion


Oh JErm!!! we misss u sooo much, pls dont turn gay after NS.. lol




Sammie and the bf, "mickey"

OHH, SAM! i heard abt the puzzle! (-_________-")


my FAV butter corn pasta!
the butter corn is exactly those that u can buy at pasar malam! YUMMY la! er..side-tracked


me and gracie

gracie dear, be strong ya!




a failed attempt (as u can c) to be funny


AHHH, im feeling so good, cos i finally drank just now after being separated with Heinken(whatever the spelling) for TWO weeks..

addict
addict

http://mamaboutique.livejournal.com/

i promise a photo entry soon

meantime, i just wanna stone..stone..stone
been having headaches lately..signs of old age..
why cant i stay 18 for life!!!

im so worried abt school work
giving myself undue stress
was given an assignment but all i did was to take a look and hide it under a pile of notes, hopin that it will somehow go missing in that pile, but yes, i must be dreaming, that's not gonna happen..
and im being humble wen i said "a pile of notes"
goodness, it is almost a mountain

i think I will most probably quit my part time job after 1 year exp, to concentrate on my degree
my main concern ought to be my studies, not work..
but i always ended up working more than studying
oh man, how can u resist $$$ - that can buy so many things!!
BAGS (a mountain of it already)
CLOTHES (already spilling out all over my room)
ACCESSORIES (still managable; abt one cupboard full)
SHOES (u wouldnt imagine how many! my shoes cabinet is definitely bigger than anyone else! but its not enough! i resorted to stacking shoes' boxes on top of my cupboard already!)

thats where all my income goes to..
sighs..

women..

SHALL WE or SHALL WE NOT?

http://www.plushclub.sg/