Then I said "what if I tell you now that I need to shit?" *serious face*
Him: "it's okay ah, U can just go and shit, it's not hindering you...you still can take off your pants.."
Me: "just kidding la!"
5 mins later...
Me: "hey I really need to shit"
And so I went in to shit, carrying Alonso, wiped the bum, flushed and washed my hands..
Wtf did I just type above?
Motherhood level up!
Please tell me you have done this before so that I know I am a normal human..
Just so thankful that he didn't wake up or cry while I did the deed lol, can't imagine having to bounce up and down the toilet bowl wtf, and stuffing the pacifier back into his mouth..
Okay that's very disgusting!
Maybe you are wondering why I couldn't put him down! That's because he cries when let down on bed, he rejects the spring cradle, the human shake shake!
When I say cry, it actually means shouting/screaming. This little man doesn't cry, but he sure screams and screams! Okay very manly, boys don't cry Ya?
1 comment:
U r normal. I did that too...Digusting but that's motherhood. From: Linda Seng
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