Double standard baby!

Honeybun! Why u no take pic like that with me?!? Why oh why? :'(

Did you say pose?

SHAME ON YOU!

Took the bus the 2nd time since I moved and..okay that's not the point.

When u see an elderly, you give up your seat.

When u see a small child with a 10kg backpack, you give up your seat.

YOU DO NOT LOOK AT THEM AND IGNORE THEM!

YOUR FUCKING FAT SMELLY BUTT MOVES!

You do not need "give up your seats" posters on the bus to remind u to do so.

If that's not convincing enough, please image yourselves old and wrinkled or imagine your little children.

HAVE U GOT NO LIANG XIN?

OR ARE U PREGNANT? ARE YOU MALE AND PREGNANT? IS EVERYONE PREGNANT?

SHAME ON YOU, who dresses up nicely, young and fit, all these educated selfish people, I hope u get some butt disease!

How can you even ignore the old man who's swinging left to right during the bus ride, sandwiched in between so many commuters?

HOW CAN YOU?

Head sizes

My baby has the same head size as a going on 2 years old baby. Should I be worried or what? Maybe I should be happy, it must be the brain size. Ah, my baby is a smart girl. Lol

So blessed!

My life with a baby has been so fulfilling.

Hugging her to sleep in the late,

smelling her breath and her hair makes me feel very lucky.

How in the earth did I manage to give birth to such a little angel?

What did I do to deserve so much from God?

Her breath is ahhhhh,

I can't describe but it's dope, really.

She makes me wanna explode with adoration.

Anyway, pictures please!!!

1st swimming date with Skylar,

and Arissa honeybun wore his bumblebee suit.

Bumblebee tries to save the world, lol.

Auntie Mag with Bumblebee,

who drove us from one part of Singapore to another part and back to her part of Singapore.

Everyone is saying honeybun looks like me now!

REALLY?

I'M THAT CUTE?!?!?

Thank you, God for this cutie pie, really really!

Getting ready to attend cousin baby Joyelle's 1st month,

all the little angels in the family!

Us at the doctor's,

waiting for honeybun's vaccination.

Not sure if it's something to be proud about,

honeybun only whined a little during the vacinnation.

No crying!

Maybe, she has rhino's kind of skin. -.-"

Just chilling at the baby spa,

while the adults wave toys at me hysterically.

New pajamas from God-ma!

Yeah, no need to squeeze into those tiny-weeny Pjs!

My stomach is exploding!

Oh ya, I can't believe this honeybun can crawl now!

You know what's her motivation?

HER PACIFIER!

I throw it to one side of the bed,

and she crawls over to "fetch" it.

So. fetch and throw is our new play.

lol

Another new PJs from God-ma!!!

After what seems like the longest time,

I actually let my gelish nails grew out.

So, go figure how long I had ugly nails!

TA-DAH,

RAINBOW!

I just did wisdom tooth extraction,

and I'm so happy I listened to my mil's recommendation

and went to the best dentist ever.

This blog post feels like a vomit cos I blogged about so many things in 1 entry,

lol.

Diapers cheap deal makes all the mummies crazy

It's really 1 month 1 post eh?

I'm sorry,

to say that this is not exactly a proper post.

I'm actually just waiting at some mummy website,

just so that I can order Merries diapers for a cheaper price.

But the website is loaded with too many traffic,

it has apparently max users now,

so I cant order the diapers.

Sians

leave some for me eh.

Don't buy all lah!

I've been refreshing the website and pressing F5 for the 1000th times.

Family

Getting married,

honeymoon,

baby,

and finally, a place we can call our own.

All these just happened in a flash.

I've so many backlogs to blog,

sorry for the lack of updates

as I am living my busy life lol.

Attended Wai Kei & Xue Mei's wedding (Happy Marriage!!!),

and these are now my favourite photos!

Someone just have to destroy the family picture

(points at the man of the family who was suffering from food poisoning).

All day long, she just stuffs things into her mouth.

MY FAVOURITE PICTURE!!!

Ticked - Both looking at the camera.

I look damn skinny here cos my collar bone finally surfaced.

My kind of Friday.

Black romper, wedges, earrings, clutch..

I feel as if I'm some chick heading for the clubs, like the good old days when life's too short not to party.

Or rather, that's how I feel others would think of me now.

Except that it's not the truth.

I just left behind a whining baby who has been giving me the cold shoulder the whole evening and only started to look at me when I'm about to go out.

Does she know that I'm abandoning her for a girls' night out, just that it's not a night out but a dinner?

She must have known, could she?

Wtf why do I feel like I'm cheating, as if I'm having an affair?!

That GUILT

Is that the mother's guilt?

Okay since I'm out, I'm not going to think so much. Sighs.

YO! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

Thank you!

*flying kiss*

This year, we are keeping things simple,

by not celebrating at all, lol.

Amidst all the house renovations and what not,

there isn't exactly a budget to spend on celebrations.

Sighs,

regret all the bags buying in the past.

Feeling damn insecure every time I look at my bank's balance,

but I know God provides.

And when we finally get our own place,

the bank balance will grow again.

Because God provides.

Excel Expert here, ahem!

Attended a 2 day Advanced Excel course at ISCA, because every CA needs to clock 20 CPE hours (Yo, that's me!). Eh, am I boring u already? Lol, actually because I love excel. I know right, I don't know why I get very excited with Excel wtf.

I am already an Excel Expert (flips hair) cos I've attended the Excel Expert course by Microsoft. WHICH WAS A COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY but never mind, cos not I pay de! But seriously, the things the teach are so elementary!

BUT BUT BUT this one by ISCA IS GOOD!
I already know how to use macro, so my purpose of attending this course was to learn more macro functions. BOY OH BOY, now I can even create simple dashboard (do u know what I am talking about? Pls say no cos I'm supposed to be the expert here. Lol)

Anyway the course damn damn useful, learned super alot of exciting shortcuts.
Did I say excel is exciting? Told u I love excel liao. My next quarter reports are gonna blow everyone's mind, that's if I'm hardworking enough to change everything la.

Super happy back to school kind of feel and also get to meet Baby Sah and Sammie for lunch breaks! I feel I ma chiam damn successful cos I'm married with kid and still improving myself. Next year, I'm gonna attending the designing macro course, that's what the lecturer said I should if I wanna learn all the script dope. Ya, I even talked to the lecturer like a goody two shoes nerd.

Dreading going back to work next Monday cos work confirm snowballed like siao. Sian. But I go back as a zai excel user wtf.

Okay bye, my baby is waking up!

Over-confident eh?

I was in line waiting to pay at the cashier at Ikea and there's this girl who is a little meaty.

Me: "Bei, am I fatter than her?" (in my heart, I was thinking I am smaller than her)

Bei: "I don't know."

Me: "help me see, I stand closer to her!"

Bei: "same eh."

Me: "huh, I'm so fat?! :'( "

Bei: "actually, I think you are bigger."

Me: *heartbroken* "I thought I'm smaller size than her ehhhhhhhhh. Sob!

What I've been up to!

Food poisoning,

and I lost 3 KG!

Wtf, this works better than exercise or any diet seriously.

But I thought I was gonna die from vomiting and lau-sai-ing.

Now I see curry chicken, I shudders.

In fact, any kind of curry.

Being a mother,

I fear falling sick and dying from it.

Sighs.

Each time I fall sick,

I pray I stay alive cos all these few rounds of falling sick seems too serious for me to take it.

Nuff' said!

I've been busy with baby, work, new house.

That explains why the last time I blog was a month ago?!?!

Anyway, honeybun's a very blessed baby because everyone dotes on her. 

*hearts eyes emoticon*

That's her giving the "how can you not love me" face.

How can you not kiss such a face?

Elmo beanie from sweetie pie, Eileen.

Babi visited us at our house,

where she had a photoshoot with honeybun lol.

Met up with my long-lost bestie for dinner, lol.

This is one of the evening when I came home from work.

Opened the door and saw this!

I was like "what are you doing?!"

Bei said "Our baby is a cat"

The moment the TV switches on,

the TV addict's eyes are glued to it.

#likemotherlikedaughter

Her favourite past time is having a massage at the BabySpa!

"Oh, someone pinching my butt!"

BUSY BEE

Motherhood is awesome.

It is well, I can't believe I'm saying this,

but it is fulfilling.

When your baby sees you and smile at you.

When she gets comforted only by you.

It kinds of make me feel that it's worth all the pain I went thru labour.

Maybe I'll have another one.

wtf, I must be crazy.

all these maternal hormones making me crazy.

I think my baby is extremely cute.

I think all mummies has this sickness, lol.

Dress from Tommy Hilfiger

Chou Chou from Aunt Angela 

Diaper from Merries LOL

Baby  from me (ok, from Bei too) 

Those fat cheeks are definitely from Bei!

"Mummy, stop already! I wanna zzz! *covers face*"

ANYWAY! GOOD NEWS! GOOD NEWS!

OUR HOUSE IS READY!

Not ready to move in,

but well, going to collect the keys and then renovate AND MOVE IN!

ALL THE MOZZIES,

WE BID U FAREWELL!

ALL THE COCKROACH,

WE BID U FAREWELL!

ALL THE RATS,

WE BID U FAREWELL!

I'll miss all the food here though,

I guess that's the only perk staying in paya lebar.

SO MANY THING TO BUY!

I think most of the furniture will probably be from Ikea.

Do they have member?

I need to sign up. *auntie-mode*

ESSENTIALS TO BUY:

1. Wifi SD Card for the camera

so that I can stop using my phone to take picture of my honeybun,

and start using my camera. Need to get one with a huge arse capacity. 

Erm, don't know if my camera can take it not cos' it's so old liao. Zzz

Come to think of it, actually this is not really essential. 

I doubt I can ever step into Funan Mall to get it. No time!

2. Baby's high chair

This is from Ikea and it's only $109. Cheap yeah?

But super sad cos' it's out of stock but Bei placed an order for it le. 

This will fit our new house colour theme very well and it looks so easy to clean!

3. Baby's play mat

This is gonna be difficult cos Bei wants it to be super colourful.

Which play mat for babies isn't colourful?

Now he wants those numbers or alphabets puzzle kind,

which you can put them together to form a huge mat.

But I want a play mat,

like a real play mat ONE PIECE kind.

There's so many brands to choose from,

and not cheap.

I wanna buy those high-end ones.

By high-end, I mean those really thick ones and huge ones.

They cost hundreds.

A small piece probably costs like $300?

Wtf, all these companies selling baby products make good money!

Cos they know the mummies will buy anything for their babies!

Some even selling those playmat which u can use a pen to scan the mat,

and they will read out the word or something like that.

It's so genius la!

A play mat which the baby can learn words or ABCs!

I need to research on that.

See! I'm one of the mummies that fall for such stuffs WILLINGLY.

4. Dior Sunblock

Enough of baby stuffs.

I think my current tube is finishing.

I have been a royal fan of Dior Sunblock for the longest time,

since they started selling it!

I was 18 back then,

and got my 1st bottle (used to be in a bottle) in DFS.

SO IT HAS BEEN ALMOST 10 YEARS!!!!

FAINTS!!

5. Pacifier

Can't get enough of baby stuffs, seriously!

Honeybun has outgrown her current pacifier,

so I need to get her a 6 months and up pacifier.

Been trying so hard to find a Hello Kitty pacifier but to no avail.

Sighs,

I don't wanna resign to buying some lamb or train cartoon pacifier *pouts*

6. Baby feeding set

I don't know why they don't sell Hello Kitty ones seriously!

At least, sell those cute ones la,

not some BLUE fairy ones!

._."

Okay I need to go order McDonalds le!  

Before I go.... 

I'm so happy I bought the AVENT steamer cum blender from Mothercare at a discount!

HHOHOHOHOHOHO!

ALIVE

To and fro Hong Kong,

and still alive.

Thank God,

seriously.

I fell sick,

actually damn sick,

considering a 39 degrees fever + flu + cough.

I was so damn scared and worried 

that I would be so suay to get bird flu.

For the first time in my life,

I wanted to stay alive so badly,

because I have a baby at home waiting for me.

Because my life now is my baby.

Because my responsibility now is my baby.

Because I have to see her grow up.

Because I wanna be there for her.

Because I wanna see her every milestone.

What being a mother changes...me...

Dying means going to heaven, reunited with God, pretty much that.

But now Dying also means leaving the little one behind,

and just the thought of it breaks my heart.

So,

all sort of vaccinations,

I'm having you!

Starting on Vit D3-1000IU today as well,

which said (on the bottle) promotes bones, immune, breast and colon health.

Hmm, 

when it says breast,

does it means boobs?

I think not,

cos the breast there has no "s" behind.

I'm gonna try to sneak these vitamins into Bei's meals/drinks,

which is a difficult task.

My husband is my other baby,

who cant swallow pills.

I know right,

only little kids have this problem.

Okay bye,

toilet bowl calling me now!